Saddle Up Enthusiast Mugs

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Bitchbark Canoe

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Dog Igloo.

Clandestine cows.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Tired Sleigh Dog.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

Bobsleigh practice.

Canoes

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

'Don't you just love that new horse smell?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Don't forget to tell customers about our upside-down tomatoes. What? People love the suspended buckets. It's then latest thing. That's torture, dad! Would you have grown me hanging from the ceiling if it were the "latest thing"? Ok. Don't answer that.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.