Paddleboarding Enthusiast Mugs

Moose Paddle Boarding

Bitchbark Canoe

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

When bored, we board

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thames Pizza

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Pedalo Racer

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'This IS our first time on the canal! How did you guess?'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'