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The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Cooking

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Staycation Photos

Cleaning the Horse

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Hair Style Menu

"According to my weather app, we only have to wait here for another 6 weeks for snow."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'It's for show and tell!'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Man sledging on his stomach.

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Seemed like winter would never end.

'I love that new horse smell.'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Sit ups.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Sledge

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

'This 'once-upon-a-time...' Was it yesterday, this morning, a hundred years ago, or what?'