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'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A women in a shoeshop.

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I started a collection!"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

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"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

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"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'