Shoe-tying Superstar Pillows

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A women in a shoeshop.

Exam

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I started a collection!"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

We stock ALL sizes...

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'