Shoe-tying Specialist Pillows

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Hooligan.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Not you again, Achilles.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'