Shoe-tying Specialist Pillows

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

The Hooligan.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Not you again, Achilles.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'