Sermon Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who’s skeptical about sermons? Our collection offers playful, humorous items that laugh in the face of religious skepticism. Whether they enjoy poking fun at sermons or simply love a good joke, these products add humor and personality to their day. From shirts to prints, find something that resonates with their witty, questioning spirit and makes them smile.

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'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.' mockup

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.' mockup

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.' mockup

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.' mockup

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

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Thoughts and Prayers

Thoughts and Prayers mockup

Thoughts and Prayers mockup

Thoughts and Prayers mockup

Thoughts and Prayers mockup

Thoughts and Prayers

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"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!" mockup

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!" mockup

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!" mockup

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!" mockup

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

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'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!' mockup

'The vicar's sermon is running late again!'

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'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.'

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.' mockup

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.' mockup

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.' mockup

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.' mockup

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.'

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'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.'

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.' mockup

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.' mockup

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.' mockup

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.' mockup

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.'

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'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!'

'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!' mockup

'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!' mockup

'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!' mockup

'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!' mockup

'I know that it's the last episode, but there IS a repeat on Tuesday!'

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Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar." mockup

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar." mockup

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar." mockup

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar." mockup

Priest to congregation, "I'm no different to you just because I wear a dog collar."

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

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"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing." mockup

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing." mockup

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing." mockup

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing." mockup

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

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"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement." mockup

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement." mockup

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement." mockup

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement." mockup

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

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10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

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"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...." mockup

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...." mockup

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...." mockup

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...." mockup

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

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"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid." mockup

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid." mockup

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid." mockup

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid." mockup

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

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'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!' mockup

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

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'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

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'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..' mockup

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..' mockup

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..' mockup

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..' mockup

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One." mockup

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One." mockup

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One." mockup

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One." mockup

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

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"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

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'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist mockup

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist mockup

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist mockup

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist mockup

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

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'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

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"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.' mockup

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.' mockup

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.' mockup

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.' mockup

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

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'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?' mockup

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?' mockup

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?' mockup

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?' mockup

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

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"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays." mockup

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays." mockup

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays." mockup

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays." mockup

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

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House of Wishful Thinking

House of Wishful Thinking mockup

House of Wishful Thinking mockup

House of Wishful Thinking mockup

House of Wishful Thinking mockup

House of Wishful Thinking

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'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.' mockup

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.' mockup

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.' mockup

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.' mockup

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

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Actual Results May Vary

Actual Results May Vary mockup

Actual Results May Vary mockup

Actual Results May Vary mockup

Actual Results May Vary mockup

Actual Results May Vary

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Sermon Skeptic Gifts Collection

Sermon Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for sermon skeptics—bring humor and personality to their daily coffee or tea.

Sermon Skeptic Pillows

Find unique pillows that showcase their skeptical humor—comfortable, funny, and conversation-starting.

Sermon Skeptic Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate skepticism and wit—bring humor into any space with our clever designs.

Sermon Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover humorous t-shirts designed for the skeptical mind—wear their wit on their sleeve and spread the laughs.