Saintly Skeptic Gifts

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Crystal Ball Plug

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

House of Wishful Thinking