Sacred Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your sacred skeptic? Our unique collection offers witty, thought-provoking designs that honor their skeptical mindset while inspiring curiosity and creative thinking. Perfect for those who question, explore, and craft their beliefs with humor and insight.

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'Is this guy serious?'

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Punk Reindeer

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"God works in mysterious ways."

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA) mockup

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

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"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid." mockup

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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Crystal Ball Plug

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist." mockup

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

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"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One." mockup

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

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"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark." mockup

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... ' mockup

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

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"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!" mockup

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

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"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience." mockup

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

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'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..' mockup

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

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'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist mockup

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion" mockup

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

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'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?' mockup

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

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Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened. mockup

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

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Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!' mockup

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

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'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.' mockup

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

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'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.' mockup

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

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If there were no religion...s

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Sacred Skeptic Gifts Collection

Sacred Skeptic Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for sacred skeptics—a hilarious and inspiring way to start their mornings with a touch of wit.

Sacred Skeptic Pillows

Check out our pillows for sacred skeptics—witty and cozy decor that celebrates their creative skepticism.

Sacred Skeptic Prints

Discover prints that capture the spirit of the sacred skeptic—thought-provoking art to inspire curiosity and reflection.

Sacred Skeptic T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts designed for sacred skeptics—perfect for expressing their clever, questioning personality with style.