Sacred Skeptic Mugs

'Is this guy serious?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Crystal Ball Plug

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

If there were no religion...s