Superstitious Skeptic Mugs

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Rats leave a launching ship.

Crystal Ball Plug

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'