Superstitious Skeptic Prints

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Crystal Ball Plug

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

House of Wishful Thinking