Saintly Skeptic Pillows

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Crystal Ball Plug

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

House of Wishful Thinking

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

Actual Results May Vary