Sacred Skeptics Pillows

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

House of Wishful Thinking

If there were no religion...s

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Actual Results May Vary

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'