Sinful Skeptic Pillows

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Punk Reindeer

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Crystal Ball Plug

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

House of Wishful Thinking

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Special Place in Hell...

Actual Results May Vary

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

About Santa 2017.

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.