Sinful Skeptic Pillows

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Punk Reindeer

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Crystal Ball Plug

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Special Place in Hell...

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

House of Wishful Thinking

Actual Results May Vary

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

About Santa 2017.

'Jesus? Jesus who?'