Self-proclaimed Patient Gifts

Looking for a fun way to honor your self-proclaimed patience? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for anyone who prides themselves on being the calm in the storm. Whether it's a quirky mug, a relaxed t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find the perfect way to showcase your tranquil spirit. These gifts make light of the virtue of patience, adding a touch of humor and personality to everyday moments. Suitable for gifting yourself or a fellow patience advocate, these products celebrate serenity with a playful twist.

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"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria." mockup

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

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"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!" mockup

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.' mockup

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.' mockup

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

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'Bored?'

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"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

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"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!" mockup

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you? mockup

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

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Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

Are you sure you're not holding your breath? mockup

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

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"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'." mockup

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

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'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.' mockup

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

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IV Bags: Main and Afters

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'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!' mockup

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

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Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories. mockup

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

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"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?" mockup

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

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'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.' mockup

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!' mockup

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

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"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise." mockup

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

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'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.'

'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.' mockup

'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.'

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"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"

"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?" mockup

"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"

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"Been waiting long?"

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"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!" mockup

"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"

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Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan. mockup

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

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"Yesss, I've cured many cases of hypochondria with a hypodermic."

"Yesss, I've cured many cases of hypochondria with a hypodermic." mockup

"Yesss, I've cured many cases of hypochondria with a hypodermic."

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"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..." mockup

"Yesterday it was the other side, but today the side effect is this side..."

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Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

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'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'

'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?' mockup

'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'

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"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy." mockup

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

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"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room." mockup

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

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Self-proclaimed Patient Gifts Collection

Self-proclaimed Patient Mugs

Explore our variety of mugs featuring self-proclaimed patience themes—perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of humor about their calm demeanor.

Self-proclaimed Patient Pillows

Discover our cozy pillows celebrating patience and humor—great for relaxing at home and showcasing your serene personality.

Self-proclaimed Patient Prints

Check out our humorous prints that highlight your self-proclaimed patience, making your space both stylish and playful.

Self-proclaimed Patient T-Shirts

Browse our collection of self-proclaimed patient t-shirts—ideal for those who wear their calmness with pride and a touch of fun.