Feigned Illness Expert Gifts

Looking for a fun gift idea for someone who’s a master of pretending they’re unwell? Our collection of playful, creativety-themed items features products perfect for the feigned illness enthusiast. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, cozy pillows, and witty art prints, these items highlight their humorous flair and creative spirit. Whether they use their talent to make others laugh or as a lighthearted hobby, find something that matches their playful personality and adds a touch of humor to their everyday life.

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg! mockup

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'." mockup

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

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"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

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"And that was just your sudoku chart." mockup

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

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'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!' mockup

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

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"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome." mockup

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

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'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?' mockup

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

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"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness." mockup

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

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"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67." mockup

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

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'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.' mockup

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

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'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?' mockup

'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

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I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea! mockup

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

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'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.' mockup

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

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'Your chart here says you've had some sort of allergic reaction to frogs' legs...can you be more specific?'

'Your chart here says you've had some sort of allergic reaction to frogs' legs...can you be more specific?' mockup

'Your chart here says you've had some sort of allergic reaction to frogs' legs...can you be more specific?'

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'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''. mockup

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

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Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room. mockup

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

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'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.' mockup

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

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"Your disease appears to be drug resistant, so let's see how it responds to intensive billing."

"Your disease appears to be drug resistant, so let's see how it responds to intensive billing." mockup

"Your disease appears to be drug resistant, so let's see how it responds to intensive billing."

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"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license."

"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license." mockup

"Malpractice? The joke's on you. I don't have a license."

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"Excuse me, doctor...but aren't you supposed to be checking my heart?"

"Excuse me, doctor...but aren't you supposed to be checking my heart?" mockup

"Excuse me, doctor...but aren't you supposed to be checking my heart?"

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"The resilience of the human spirit can be truly inspiring."

"The resilience of the human spirit can be truly inspiring." mockup

"The resilience of the human spirit can be truly inspiring."

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"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria." mockup

"In my expert medical opinion, you are suffering from hypochondria."

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"Oh, no! Not another magician."

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"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

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'Knock it off. You're not that sick.' mockup

'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'

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'And who was this 'Friend' who told you about the magic sausage roll diet?'

'And who was this 'Friend' who told you about the magic sausage roll diet?' mockup

'And who was this 'Friend' who told you about the magic sausage roll diet?'

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'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'

'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?' mockup

'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'

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'I'm up to 220 pounds and my feet hurt.' 'No gain, no pain!'

'I'm up to 220 pounds and my feet hurt.' 'No gain, no pain!' mockup

'I'm up to 220 pounds and my feet hurt.' 'No gain, no pain!'

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'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!' mockup

'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'

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'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?' mockup

'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'

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Feigned Illness Expert Gifts Collection

Feigned Illness Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate feigned illness experts with clever designs and humor—perfect for their everyday coffee ritual.

Feigned Illness Expert Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring a fun and humorous touch to any living space, perfect for the creative feigned illness enthusiast.

Feigned Illness Expert Prints

Find hilarious and clever art prints that highlight the playful side of feigned illness experts, ideal for decorating their personal space.

Feigned Illness Expert T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for those who love to showcase their playful side and creative humor.