Sickness Exaggerator Gifts

'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

Fish Story

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Cold Remedies

'It's snowing, Edna. Call the office and tell them I can't make it in.'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"You heard right, mom...the boss made me his plant manager!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"Remember my teacher made the class write a report about their parents? Well, to make it more interesting, I got 'creative' with the facts."

'-pop in tomorrow and avoid the rash'

Fish scales.

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

'You're going to get chicken pox. . .!'

'All my senses are very acute.'