Size Exaggerator Gifts

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Fishing Tales

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

'The needle was THIS big!'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Fish Story

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"You heard right, mom...the boss made me his plant manager!"

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'