Size Exaggerator Prints

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Fishing Tales

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Alarmistclock

Early accounting scandals.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'The needle was THIS big!'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

Fish Story

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'