Shoe Size Exaggerator Gifts

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

An exaggeration of estate agents

'The needle was THIS big!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Fake."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

"You heard right, mom...the boss made me his plant manager!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

Basketball team toilets.

'What do you have in a size six?'

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"And Tim is doing very well. He's a media distribution officer."

"Remember my teacher made the class write a report about their parents? Well, to make it more interesting, I got 'creative' with the facts."

'All my senses are very acute.'