Shoe Size Exaggerator T-Shirts

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'The needle was THIS big!'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Fake."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"Hard work, determination, success!"

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"You heard right, mom...the boss made me his plant manager!"

Basketball team toilets.

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

'What do you have in a size six?'

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"Remember my teacher made the class write a report about their parents? Well, to make it more interesting, I got 'creative' with the facts."

"And Tim is doing very well. He's a media distribution officer."

'All my senses are very acute.'

'Move back!'