Scale Exaggerator T-Shirts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'The needle was THIS big!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"Remember my teacher made the class write a report about their parents? Well, to make it more interesting, I got 'creative' with the facts."

"And Tim is doing very well. He's a media distribution officer."

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

'All my senses are very acute.'

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

'Move back!'

'See? — that's the big one I got away from.'