Feet Appreciator T-Shirts

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Bigfoot"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"We're out of empanadas!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

The Meaning of Humour

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Unfortunately for Gronk, in the limited caveman language 'Help' and 'Looks like rain' sound identical.'

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

Narcissus said his biggest regret is missing out on the selfie era!

Shoe shine: 'This will cost extra.'

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.