Shoe Polish Appreciator T-Shirts

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

e-shoes

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Shoes Make The Man

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Do you smell something?"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

No Swimming Allowed

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.