Feet Appreciator Mugs

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"We're out of empanadas!"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

The Meaning of Humour

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Unfortunately for Gronk, in the limited caveman language 'Help' and 'Looks like rain' sound identical.'

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

Shoe shine: 'This will cost extra.'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

"Remember laps?"