Comedic Exaggerators Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Fishing Tales

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Early accounting scandals.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Fish Story

Fisherman Funneral

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

Government a la Carte

"Connect the dots"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'