Comedic Exaggerators Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Fishing Tales

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Early accounting scandals.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Fish Story

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Fisherman Funneral

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

"Connect the dots"

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"