'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'
Self-diagnosis Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for your self-diagnosis aficionado? Find humorous and thoughtful items that capture their inquisitive spirit and love for self-discovery. From clever mugs to quirky t-shirts, our collection celebrates their curiosity in style. Whether they're a mental health enthusiast or a medical trivia buff, these gifts add a playful touch to their passion for understanding themselves better.
Self help acupuncture
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
Dating is so expensive...
"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."
"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
'You must heal yourself.'
"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."
'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'
New Twenty Blades
Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.
'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'
"The thing is, you have to really want to change."
"To listen to your instincts, press one."
'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'
'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'
'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'
"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."
"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"
"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."
'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'
I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
Pastoring for Dummies
Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!
'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'
"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."
'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'
'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage
'And with this model we'll throw in free a self-basting attachment!'
Self-diagnosis Aficionado Gifts Collection
Self-diagnosis Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of amusing mugs for self-diagnosis lovers—perfect for brightening their mornings with wit and humor.
Self-diagnosis Aficionado Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows designed for self-diagnosis fans—bring comfort and comedy into their living space.
Self-diagnosis Aficionado Prints
View our quirky prints that celebrate their love for self-diagnosis—ideal for inspiring laughter and conversation at home.
Self-diagnosis Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our selection of fun t-shirts for self-diagnosis enthusiasts—ideal for expressing their inquisitive spirit in style.