'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'
Self-diagnosis Aficionados Gifts
Looking for gifts that resonate with self-diagnosis aficionados? Explore our collection of witty, insightful, and playful items designed for those who love to understand themselves better. Whether they’re into health, psychology, or self-exploration, these products celebrate the inquisitive spirit—making their journey of self-discovery even more fun and meaningful.
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."
'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'
After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.
Recipes for comfort drinks.
'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'
'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'
I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
Doctors in Love.
'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'
'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'
'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'
Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.
'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'
"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"
'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'
"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"
'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'
Tunnel of Anxiety
"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"
'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."
"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."
"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."
"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."
"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"
'I'm feeling GREAT but I'm worried that might just be a SYMPTOM!'
"ER says she was Googling diseases."
'This must be how the 1% feel.'
"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and I think I've got bovine spongiform encephalitis."
"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
Self-diagnosis Aficionados Gifts Collection
Self-diagnosis Aficionados Mugs
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Self-diagnosis Aficionados Pillows
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Self-diagnosis Aficionados Prints
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Self-diagnosis Aficionados T-Shirts
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