Selective Hearing Humorist Pillows

Add personality to any space with pillows that celebrate the fine art of tuning out. Plush and playful, these decorative pieces feature humorous takes on selective hearing, perfect for cozy spots at home.

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People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears. mockup

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

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"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?" mockup

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

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"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair." mockup

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

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"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds." mockup

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

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"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile." mockup

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

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'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.' mockup

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

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'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.' mockup

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

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Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out." mockup

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

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Lady Liberty's Self-Care

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"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy." mockup

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

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Translating Contractor to English mockup

Translating Contractor to English

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Superhero with Acrophobia

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"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!" mockup

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

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'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.' mockup

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

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The seeing-eye cat.

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"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?" mockup

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor. mockup

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

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'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!' mockup

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

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"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ." mockup

"Attention, shoppers!! We have a senior lost in the produce section!. . ."

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"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?" mockup

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

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Senior Chat Rooms.

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Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

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'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.' mockup

'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

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"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..." mockup

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

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"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!" mockup

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

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'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?' mockup

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

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'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...' mockup

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

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Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.' mockup

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

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'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.' mockup

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

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"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater." mockup

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

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Alice the Nympho

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'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.' mockup

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

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Selective Hearing Humorist Pillows Collection

Selective Hearing Humorist Mugs

Looking for more humor? Explore our mugs featuring witty takes on selective hearing for your favorite jokester or coffee lover.

Selective Hearing Humorist Prints

Bring humor to your walls with our prints that capture the fun side of selective hearing—ideal for decorating with personality.

Selective Hearing Humorist T-Shirts

Want to wear your humor? Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that celebrate the playful art of listening selectively.