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My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Crime in bookshop

Men Working Things Out

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

Tasty.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Love Tap

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'

Internet Shoplifting

Man with Cat on his Head

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Piano Prompt

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Mom $50 Pop $35