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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Trappist Monk Discord

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Clone Factory

Prison Romance.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Inactivists"

Pokemon Get Lost

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Trump Tariffs

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'