Lgbtq+ Humor Enthusiast Prints

Early gay bars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Trappist Monk Discord

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Clone Factory

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Trump Tariffs

"Inactivists"

Prison Romance.

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Prescription Drugs '96.