Queer Humor Lover Prints

Adam and Adam

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You left this on our ship."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Fresh pepper?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Honk if you love me!"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Toenail clipping missile.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”