Romantic Humor Lover Prints

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"Look, you just said I had to carry you across the threshold...you never said HOW!"

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'Good night honey.' 'Good night sweet pea.'

'Well, you can't say I never give you anything!'

Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.

'With me and Trixie it was love at first smell.'

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

'Are you sure this is your first time?'

'It was a maneuver he put on me alright but I now think, it wasn't the Heimlich...'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'It's very nice of you to offer but I've already got someone to see me home.'

'Don't worry about it, dear. I called 9111 and help is on the way.'

'Can I buy you a drink? (Terms and conditions apply)'

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'I'll go out with you if you lose the ponytail.'

"You really whipped it in there."

"I never talk to strange men, and you look as strange as hell."

"My wife is complaining I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers."

"Som afterglow, huh?"

'When I woke up this morning, I thought it was just another case of monkey butt. Now I realize I might be in love.'

Rodin & condom.

"Everybody's a critic!"

'Some of those girdles are impossible to penetrate!'

Medals on the Bed/"I suppose this means you're good in bed."

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

"I broke up with the Captain. We didn't see aye to aye."

"Does that damn watch say we can finish yet?"

'Taking our vows means never to touch another drop, never to....'

Young man talking to a young lady.

"I guess I just expect a little more from my light beer."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."