Selective Hearing Artist Pillows

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Rainbow Quartet

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Clubbing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Land Before Mimes.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Can, you hear me?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf