Selective Listener Pillows

"I specifically heard you say, "Ruby, can you please go out and walk the dog?. . ."

"Sorry, Doc, all I heard was wine and chocolate can sometimes be beneficial."

Audio Books

Try me/try me/try me...

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Clive Anderson

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Cover story: Plant World.

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Science Applied to Art

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Things can only get worse...

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."