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'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Rainbow Quartet

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Clubbing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Land Before Mimes.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Can, you hear me?'

Mime supplies.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.