Sedentary Star Gifts

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

We never fly anywhere anymore.

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

Sweet dreams.

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"It seems like everything these days is new and improved. . . except you."

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"