Sedentary Activities Gifts

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

Reality television programme - showing infinite regression

Card night for introverts.

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"It seems like everything these days is new and improved. . . except you."

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"I can't tell if you're at work or at home."

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Modern Childhood

"I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!"

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

"Sometimes I think that your pedometer app would give better results if you strapped the phone to your arm."