Security Mockery Appreciator Pillows

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Airport Security.

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

'Hello, security.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Airport security - next step?

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Beware of the teddy

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

'I never knew the SEC had a swat team..'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

"Beware of owner."

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

Old style security

'Security.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Weblog - An arachnid construction diary...

A-1 security from crime....

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."