Security Critique Appreciator Pillows

Please Have Hand Stamped

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Final words on gravestones.

CCTV in church.

Alms Bank

Privacy

Big Brother.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Facial Recognition

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Beware of the dog.

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

ACL-To Hell With-U.

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

The Man of Taste.

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."