Security Critique Appreciator Gifts

Please Have Hand Stamped

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Final words on gravestones.

Alms Bank

Legalish

Privacy

CCTV in church.

Big Brother.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Facial Recognition

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

ACL-To Hell With-U.

Every time I try to warn people about the threat level, they say, surely, you jest.

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

The Man of Taste.

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming