'Even a small thermonuclear device can be smuggled through security if wrapped in dirty underwear.'
Security Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a security critic? Explore products that humorously acknowledge their keen eye for safety and protocols. From mugs to t-shirts, find clever ways to celebrate their insights and dedication in the security realm. Perfect for professionals or aficionados who love to share their critical eye with a touch of humor. Surprise them with something that reflects their passion and adds a little fun to their daily routine.
UK border controls relaxed.
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
Twitter censorship
Privacy
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
Legalish
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
Bureaucrats held up by the workers.
HUAWEI 5G
Big Brother.
Someday
"Can you hear me now?"
Facial Recognition
Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.
"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."
The emperor has no phone!
Capitalism
"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
Munich Security Conference
Supremacist Court
Financial Corruption
Better Living Through Technology
See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.
1 message reviewed by NSA.
NHS computer: Kaput.
"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"
Your DNA is in the database.
Don't worry, we're anti gun control.
Screen Time at the Dining Table
'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'
"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"
"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"
"That'll keep them out."
This homeland security is getting out of hand.
Security Critic Gifts Collection
Security Critic Mugs
Discover a range of security critic-themed mugs that blend humor and industry insights—bringing personality to every coffee or tea break.
Security Critic Pillows
Check out comfy pillows celebrating security critique with fun and clever designs—perfect for sprucing up any space with personality.
Security Critic Prints
Browse artistic prints that humorously highlight the security critic’s perspective—ideal for decorating desks or office walls with a touch of industry wit.
Security Critic T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts designed for security critics, featuring witty slogans and clever graphics that showcase their expertise and sense of humor.