Security Protocol Critic Pillows

"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."

UK border controls relaxed.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Legalish

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Privacy

Big Brother.

Decontamination

Facial Recognition

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Capitalism

1 message reviewed by NSA.

Your DNA is in the database.

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

Moses does a Life jacket demo

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

"That'll keep them out."

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'Jimmy, the most important thing to know as a new doctor is never cure your patient the first time. That way they have to come back and pay you again.'

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

'It's not as bad as it looks! It's essential training, I think some of them quite enjoy it. A bit like a horror movie.'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue