Second Chance Romantics Gifts

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Puppy Love

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Book publishing.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tunnel of Love.

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."