Second Chance Romantics Mugs

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Cupid

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Book publishing.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'