The Three Wise Women
Seasonal Satire Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the seasonal satire collector? Discover a range of funny, witty, and cleverly crafted items that celebrate the humor in seasonal and holiday themes. Ideal for those who appreciate satire and want to add a humorous touch to their festive decor or accessories, our collection offers products that blend humor with seasonal cheer. Whether it's a satirical mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or a humorous print, you'll find the perfect item to delight the satirist in your life.
"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
The Frankenstein snowman.
"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."
The water desk
"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"
'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'
Slave Drivers.
'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'
Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.
'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'
My boss is a real turd.
"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."
Snowman and stickmen losing arms
"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."
"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"
'Finally, an objective way to decide who to promote around here.'
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
"Did you get some work done?"
Night of the Living Reindeer
"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"
"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."
"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."
"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."
'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'
"You're really serious about that diet!"
"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"
'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'
'Well, your income looks good, and you've been on your job for over two years... but it seems you're 15 trillion dollars in debt.'
'I'm concerned. I enjoy paying taxes.'
Seasonal Satire Collector Gifts Collection
Seasonal Satire Collector Mugs
Browse our collection of satirical mugs, perfect for the seasonal satire collector who enjoys a witty beverage accessory.
Seasonal Satire Collector Pillows
Shop our satirical pillows that bring humor and comfort together, ideal for those who love festive fun with a witty twist.
Seasonal Satire Collector Prints
Discover funny and clever prints perfect for decorating with a touch of seasonal satire and humor.
Seasonal Satire Collector T-Shirts
Check out our range of humorous t-shirts designed for the seasonal satire enthusiast, adding a clever touch to any holiday wardrobe.