Seafaring Slapstick Enthusiast Gifts

Pulling the Anchor Out

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Is that a piano?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"Fiddler off the roof..."

'Help.'

"You're not stepping on it right."

The discovery of fire and comedy

Height barrier accident.

Clown throws a pie

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

Fish Eye Tests.