Lover Of Slapstick Gifts

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Moebot

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Magician makes a smell

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Laurel and Hardy

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'